“A week after giving birth to my first child I peed myself in a public restroom while simultaneously squirting milk out one boob and blood out the other. It was super glamorous. Pregnancy messes with your body for good.”
Shockingly, running is ok, but damn if I don’t pee myself EVERY FUCKING ZUMBA CLASS I ATTEND! Thanks, childbirth.
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totally EWLOL’d. This is why I’m never having kids.
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Pregnancy really fucks with your shit for good. My body is 0% the same. And now I gag at EVERYTHING.
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