Year of the Diva
Hi, I'm Jessi. I have a phenomenal husband, 2 nomulent kids and am a Jewish superhero with a voice like a velvet sledgehammer. My goal is to be the Samuel L. Jackson of the opera world.
Jan
25
I just explained to a close friend
that my running speed is probably equivalent to most people’s emergency diarrhea walk.
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